an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Who is John Galt?

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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