- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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