An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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69

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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womens rights

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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