- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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