- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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