- Anti Joke

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

womans having rights.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.