What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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