- Anti Joke

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Kys

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

your mum

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.