Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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justin beiber sucks

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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