- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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