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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Your mom.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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