- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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