- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Immigration Laws

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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