- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

The New York Giants

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What is green and slow Grass.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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