what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's blue? The sky.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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