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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

like most people my age. im 27

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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