What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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I agree

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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