- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what you get time to go with? - a clock

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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