- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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