Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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