who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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