- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

alert('The Game')

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

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