What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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