I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

dyslexics of the world untie!

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A dyslexic blind man

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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