charlie sheen becomes sober.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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