What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Charles Manson is innocent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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