Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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