A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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