How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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