- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your existance.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

knock knock Dave's not here.

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