- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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