Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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I have aids

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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