- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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