- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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