- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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