- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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