Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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