if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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