- Anti Joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

This is a joke.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????