What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

White NBA players.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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