Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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