What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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