- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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