What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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