- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What do you say to a rock? Meow

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

No your aunties a joke

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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