Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Pickles are powerful

rarw

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Irish sobriety

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

WNBA

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

My Boyfriend

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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