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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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