What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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I C U P White stuff

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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