why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

I C U P White stuff

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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