Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

I have aids

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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