- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

This isn't funny.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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