- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Pickles are powerful

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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