What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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hi michael

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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