- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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