One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You're a big fat monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops