Jordan is pregant

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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