- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Grace Ackerson

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Canadians

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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