Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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