- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Your girlfriend.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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