Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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