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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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