- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Whats 1+1? window!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Charlie Sheen is winning

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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