- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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