- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Antijokes...

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

field day?

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Women's rights

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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