What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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