- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Your sex life.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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