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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Knock knock Go away

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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