Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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