- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Knock knock Fuck off!

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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